WHAT IS DOOKIE-POO?
Hiya pals! I just want to take the time to clarify something here. A lot of you are wondering what exactly Dookie-Poo is. Obviously he isn’t like you, he’s not human, but he isn’t what you all seem to think he is. He’s not ahem…a Republican. Wait! I meant to say, a turd.
Here’s the 411. See, Dookie-Poo is a magical ground burrowing creature known technically as
"ELFCHIDNA". All the mature Poo's have strong, claw like hands suitable for digging.
When Poo's are born, er..hatched, they have no arms or legs but are capable of burrowing under ground and moving at great speeds by spinning and hopping.
No one knows where the Poo's came from except for CRANKY-POO but he is so old he doesn't remember.
Yeah I know his name can be a little misleading but Dookie is his name and Poos are what his people are. Er…not poo, like from a butt. Dookie gets really upset when people call him a turd. Wouldn’t you?
All the Poos in POOVILLE live in partially buried dirt homes called DIGLOOS™. That’s Dookie’s Digloo above. Sure it can get a little dirty, but the rent is reasonable!
Dookie also enjoys eating rocks and can see in the dark! Cool huh?
For more information about Dookie-Poo please visit
Dookie-Poo.com!